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Squatch Squad Family Tales

Pastor Squatch, Lady Squatch, and their family tell tales of faith and life.

We lived in the woods. The trees stood tall and did not care about our worries. The rain fell and soaked us to the skin. We sat by the fire and told stories. The children listened. We laughed when we could. We prayed when we needed help. Life moved on like the river that runs behind our house. One day, Pastor Squatch lost his hat in the wind. Lady Squatch found it near the creek and laughed hard. The children chased frogs and brought them home. I watched them and saw something good. Faith filled the house with warmth. Trouble came too, but we faced it together. We built a life from those stories and prayers. Now we want you to join us. We share these tales because they matter. We know faith grows strong in tough ground. We know laughter keeps your feet moving. The world feels big and wild, but family holds fast. Each story is a path back home. We walk these paths every day. If you walk with us, you may find hope too. The woods can be cold, but you do not have to walk alone.

Nothing satisfies the belly more than a nice, fresh, hot piece of pizza especially, when the dough is freshly made! This is the treat of the Squatch Squad. Pastor Squatch and Lady Squatch regularly make homemade pizza for the Squatch Squad and the little squatches eat them up. It wouldn't be out of line for the family of eight to have more pizzas than there are people who live in the house, but it makes for a great meal or two and some time to relax together and enjoy the fruits of life.

This is what it is all about. Family. There is nothing more precious, but the time is so fleeting, and it can be hard sometimes to appreciate the moments that are to be shared. For the Squatch Squad, faith is of utmost importance, and even this sometimes gets the short shrift. Yet, every moment we do is golden, and it is a gem for the treasure chest of our children's lives. The blessing of God that Pastor Squatch sees in his Lady and the children that God has blessed them both to raise. It is something that they can't speak enough about how great a blessing each of the little squatches are for Pastor and Lady. One could only imagine had God not blessed them after ten years of waiting for Eldest Boy Squatch. What would the world have been like without pizza?

Squatch Squad Family Tales

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